
Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.— Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

We’re rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves,
drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
We’ re devils and black sheep — really bad eggs,
drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

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I remember adoring this moment. <3
Oh god, that film was my LIFE for a while.
Mine too! I could quote it inside and out. I really really really need to watch it again sometime soon. It’s been far too long.
I need to rewatch it, too.