Julius Pepperwood (and his gal Friday, Jessica Night): Zombie Detectives

The night was inky hot. She strode into his office with a sense of purpose, place, another word here?  She had zombie legs that went on for miles. They were the kind of legs you could sink your teeth into. Pepperwood had two friends; one if you count his hat. The other was his gal Friday, Jessica Night.She was small in stature but not in spunk and a super annoying know it all. 

favourite denethor moments — asked by nobody

Fellowship of the Ringwraiths (x)

madlori | leogursky:

Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

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Watch till the end.  Trust me.

gingerhaze:

I took a break from my work to draw a Breaking Bad comic. Now I think I need a break from this break.

this might make sense to…some people.

dogmanbirdgirl:

A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos

THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST

barackobama:

And that means the first presidential debate is tonight at 9pm ET. We’ll be watching at barackobama.com/debate, featuring a livestream, a live blog, and a few other live things, probably. See you there.