"Yes, we are getting very, very close to the Mother."
— The HIMYM writers, for the past 5 years (via
sundaystorms)
"Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview."
— The Carnivorous Carnival by Lemony Snicket
bastardfromabasket:
if you post about one direction and i still follow you, i hope you know how much that means i like you
#thank god for tumblr savior tbh