Merry: You just said something…Treeish.
Pippin: No, I didn’t. I was just stretching.
Merry: You’re taller.
Pippin: Who?
Merry: You!
Pippin: Than what?
Merry: Than me!
Pippin: I’ve always been taller than you.
Merry: Pippin, everyone knows I’m the tall one. You’re the short one.
Pippin: Please, Merry. You’re what? Three-foot-six? At the most? Whereas me, I’m pushing 3’7”. 3’8”!
Merry: Three-foot-eight. You did something.

Pippin: Merry, don’t! Don’t drink it! Merry! Treebeard said that you shouldn’t have any.
Merry: I want some!
Pippin: lt could be dangerous! Give it back! Merry!

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lyriquediscorde:

Clementine: Joely?
Joel: Yeah Tangerine?
Clementine: Am I ugly?
Joel: Uh-uh.
Clementine: When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can’t believe I’m crying already. Sometimes I think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don’t matter. So, I’m eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, “You can’t be ugly! Be pretty!” It’s weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
Joel: [kisses Clementine] You’re pretty.
Clementine: Joely, don’t ever leave me.
Joel: You’re pretty… you’re pretty… pretty…

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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thereal1990s:

Empire Records (1995)

LUCAS. He’s one of my all-time favorite characters. Every one of his lines was awesome.

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thereal1990s:

Empire Records (1995)

Gina: Well “Sinead O’Rebellion.” Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior.
Debra: God, that is so clever. I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Gina: And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so it’s probably a good thing you went with that. It’s a wonderful look for you darling.

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thatmarsgirl:

shimmeryshine:

elastics:

secondhandjoy:

whytheface: sunshinesong: onebreath:

This will never not be hot.

Bones, 5x10 The Goop on the Girl

Look at the poor man’s face.

And then he started reciting saints! Poor Booth.

FTW.

fujiidom:

hmizzle: sarawho: heartwarming: bethelast: starrystairs: sunshinesong: promising:

ANGELA; He’s Dr. Jack Hodgins. Angela Montenegro. I do facial reconstructions… and him.

Bones, 3x02 Soccer Mom in the Mini-Van

:’(

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nothingbuttherain:

Booth: All right, you know, I’m just gonna start reciting some saints, you know. St. Joseph, St. Peter, St. Paul, St. John…

Bones, 5x10 The Goop on the Girl

I love that Cam wasn’t even surprised. Like she expected to someday walk in on them in various stages of undress.

fujiidom:

suesylvester-: likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo: (via likeneelyohara)

LMAO BEST.

TRUTH. Slytherin REPRESENT. (We hate on everyone and everything.)

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heartwarming:

(via yourfavoriteredhead)

Hey Girlcrush. I love the dress!